do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
