she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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