At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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