But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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