Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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