Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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