Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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