Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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