Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
