Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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