i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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