im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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