Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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