Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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