if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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