Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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