I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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