addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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