when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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