I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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