OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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