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• (631): View more from New York

  Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key

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  had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  foreskin is a definite game changer

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Why are you there anyways?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while

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• (249): View more from

  You just missed an honest to god bukkake

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.

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