quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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