I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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