But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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