I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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