Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I will pee on everything he values.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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