He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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