Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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