At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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