Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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