I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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