Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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