? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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