i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
