Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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