At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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