Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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