Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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