she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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