We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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