try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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