Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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