The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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