We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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