cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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