My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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