When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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