Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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