Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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